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I EAT MEAT AND I'M DAMN PROUD!!
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Do Meat-Eaters Absorb More Vegetable Nutrients than Vegans?
Eating a salad dressed with fat-free dressing provides less nutritional value to your body than a steak fajita, a chicken Caesar salad, your favorite pasta smothered in a marinara meat sauce or — dare I say it — a Big Mac .®
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The Meatatarian Army Guide to Leftover Salvage - Part One
One of the best ways to spend a winter evening is eating all the scraps from your summer cook-outs. I know what you're saying – "Scraps? That's crazy talk!" Well, you can't eat everything all the time or you'll explode, and winter's coming sooner or later. So here's a handy guide to make the most out of your uneaten sausages, burgers and steaks.
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The Adventures of a Corporate Hamburger Spokesman
The meat-eaters of the world have a lot of corporate characters to look up to Ronald McDonald, The Burger King, George Foreman... but my all time favorite has to be Bob's Big Boy . Big Boy also happens to star in one of the longest running comic book series in history.
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Heart Attacks Abound at this Meat Quest Destination
Welcome to Meat Quest
Meat Quest is a relatively regular (no fiber here) smattering of Meat-Places to take the family on that all too forgotten Road Trip.
So, without further ado...
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Vegetarians Accelerate Global Warming
Things aren't always black and white as PETA want's you to believe. To them it's simply "meat bad - vegetables good." This kind of thinking drives us crazy.
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Who Wants A FREE Meat-Shirt?
Who wants a FREE Meat-Shirt? I DO! I DO! ME! ME! ME!
OK...settle down. Here's how you get one. It's simple! All you have to do is post more articles than anyone else by the end of the month.
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Meat Flash! Most Recent Articles
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Carl's Jr. Comforts You in Cyberspace (By Sven , 2010/2/22)
Carl's Jr. and Hardee's restaurants are not only comforting you with cheese and bacon, but also with hours of comfy thoughts in your online world.
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Vintage Meat - NO SKINS!! (By Angus , 2010/2/19)
Gee, that Bill sure is a lucky boy! His mom lets him have TWO wieners and wraps them all with bacon to boot! MMMMMMM...BACON!
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Grilled Chuck Roast (By Angus , 2010/2/17)
1 Teaspoon Salt 1 Teaspoon Pepper 4 Clove Garlic peeled 1 Tablespoon Worcetershire Sauce 1 Cup Vegetable Oil 1 Teaspoon Basil Leaves 1 Beef Chuck Roast 1 Cup Wine Vinegar 2 Cups applewood chips Directions : Insert the tip of a knife in meat and push garlic into meat. Combine oil, v...
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Angus' Next Day Chili (By Angus , 2010/1/5)
• 1 1/2 lbs. ground beef • 1 tbsp olive oil • 2 medium onions, chopped • 4 cloves garlic, minced • 3/4 tsp salt • 1 tsp ground black pepper • 1/2 cup ch...
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MQOTD: Jim Gaffigan - Actor/Comedian (By Angus , 2009/12/24)
"Bits of bacon are like the fairy dust of the food community. You don't want this baked potato? Brrring! Now it's your favorite part of the meal. Not interested in the salad? Bibbity Bobbity BACON! I just turned it into an entree!"
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Think You Know Your Steak? (By Angus , 2009/12/17)
Think you know a lot about steak? I'm sure most meatatarians out there believe they know everything there is to know about meat. Well it's time to put your sirloin where your mouth is! MMMMM...sirloin . Sorry got distracted. Anyway, our friends at
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Sven's Snowbound Pulled Chicken (By Sven , 2009/12/14)
So it's the dead of winter and you don't even want to think about standing outside in the blistering cold next to your grill. I personal...
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Miss Freedom Grill 2010...Sort Of (By Angus , 2009/12/3)
The past two years around this time of the year we have introduced you all to the newly crowned Miss Freedom Grill . We planned to do the same again this year, but we came across a little ...
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What Would You Taste Like? (By Angus , 2009/10/30)
OFFICIAL DISCLAIMER: We here at CAD do not condone nor do we advocate the consumption of human flesh in any way, shape, or form. Unless, of course, you are a zombie. Zombies are free to eat whom ever they can catch. I was talking to my sister-in-law the other day ...
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