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This is a site dedicated to you – the MEATATARIAN! Don't let those pasty, hairless vegetarians and vegans make you feel guilty for your love of eating cute and fuzzy animals! Stand tall, hold your head up and shout from the roof tops –
I EAT MEAT AND I'M DAMN PROUD!!
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Do Meat-Eaters Absorb More Vegetable Nutrients than Vegans?
Eating a salad dressed with fat-free dressing provides less nutritional value to your body than a steak fajita, a chicken Caesar salad, your favorite pasta smothered in a marinara meat sauce or — dare I say it — a Big Mac .®
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The Meatatarian Army Guide to Leftover Salvage - Part One
One of the best ways to spend a winter evening is eating all the scraps from your summer cook-outs. I know what you're saying – "Scraps? That's crazy talk!" Well, you can't eat everything all the time or you'll explode, and winter's coming sooner or later. So here's a handy guide to make the most out of your uneaten sausages, burgers and steaks.
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The Adventures of a Corporate Hamburger Spokesman
The meat-eaters of the world have a lot of corporate characters to look up to Ronald McDonald, The Burger King, George Foreman... but my all time favorite has to be Bob's Big Boy . Big Boy also happens to star in one of the longest running comic book series in history.
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Heart Attacks Abound at this Meat Quest Destination
Welcome to Meat Quest
Meat Quest is a relatively regular (no fiber here) smattering of Meat-Places to take the family on that all too forgotten Road Trip.
So, without further ado...
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Vegetarians Accelerate Global Warming
Things aren't always black and white as PETA want's you to believe. To them it's simply "meat bad - vegetables good." This kind of thinking drives us crazy.
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Who Wants A FREE Meat-Shirt?
Who wants a FREE Meat-Shirt? I DO! I DO! ME! ME! ME!
OK...settle down. Here's how you get one. It's simple! All you have to do is post more articles than anyone else by the end of the month.
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Meat Flash! Most Recent Articles
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What Would You Taste Like? (By Angus , 2009/10/30)
OFFICIAL DISCLAIMER: We here at CAD do not condone nor do we advocate the consumption of human flesh in any way, shape, or form. Unless, of course, you are a zombie. Zombies are free to eat whom ever they can catch. I was talking to my sister-in-law the other day and she told me about very interesting article she had read. Apparently, according to said article, human flesh is very easy for other humans to digest. It seems the closer an...
Zombie Clean! (By Sven , 2009/10/27)
Can't get those dirty socks clean? Got disgusting blood stains all over your kitchen appliances? Never fear! Zombie Clean will take care of all your stubborn stains! Well... s...
Angus' Double Dipped Tailgate Wings (By Angus , 2009/10/23)
Everyone that knows me definitely knows that I LOVES ME SOME WINGS!! I've been working on this recipe for awhile and I think I finally got it right. So try it out and let me know what you think. ENJOY! 1 1/2 cup Frank's Original hot ...
A Whopper of a Whopper (By Sven , 2009/10/22)
Well, not everything made is Japan is tiny. Check out the new Burger King menu item. Launched in a team-up with Microsoft in honor of its...
The Bacon Burger Dog (By Angus , 2009/10/21)
This is absolutely one of my favorite times of the year! I love tailgating! Crisp Fall days, football, and the smell of all different kinds of grilled meats filling the air. All I can say is AHHHHHHHHH!!! So in honor of tailgaters everywhere, I give you The Bacon Burger Dog! YUM! 1 pound...
Kill Zombies Instead of Working (By Sven , 2009/10/8)
Trapped at work? Bored out of your mind? Kill some zombies! Don't waste another free second in your dismal little cubical. If you've got time to kill, you'v...
MQOTD: Adam Richman - TV Host/Meat Lover (By Angus , 2009/9/14)
Adam is the host of The Travel Channel's new hit show, “Man V. Food" and is a true meat eater. On his recent trip to Hawaii, he came up with one of my favorite quotes. H...
Need to Feed Someone to a Zombie? (By Sven , 2009/8/26)
That's right. You know the guy. He's a friend, but some days somewhere in the back of your mind you can't help but wish he'd been eaten by a zombi...
If Only Wrigley had Thought of This: Meat Gum! (By Sven , 2009/8/24)
Sometimes a comedy sketch presents a product that might actually sell in the real world. One such product is featured in this hilarious commercial...
Mandles: Freshen Up the Place Like a Man! (By Sven , 2009/8/22)
Even religious organizations think meat can be funny. BlueFish TV was started way back in 1987 by Priority One International to create teaching materials for ministries and youth gr...
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