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Do Meat-Eaters Absorb More Vegetable Nutrients than Vegans?
Eating a salad dressed with fat-free dressing provides less nutritional value to your body than a steak fajita, a chicken Caesar salad, your favorite pasta smothered in a marinara meat sauce or — dare I say it — a Big Mac. ®
The Meatatarian Army Guide to Leftover Salvage - Part One
One of the best ways to spend a winter evening is eating all the scraps from your summer cook-outs. I know what you're saying – "Scraps? That's crazy talk!" Well, you can't eat everything all the time or you'll explode, and winter's coming sooner or later. So here's a handy guide to make the most out of your uneaten sausages, burgers and steaks.
The Adventures of a Corporate Hamburger Spokesman
The meat-eaters of the world have a lot of corporate characters to look up to Ronald McDonald, The Burger King, George Foreman... but my all time favorite has to be Bob's Big Boy. Big Boy also happens to star in one of the longest running comic book series in history.
Heart Attacks Abound at this Meat Quest Destination
Welcome to Meat Quest
Meat Quest is a relatively regular (no fiber here) smattering of Meat-Places to take the family on that all too forgotten Road Trip.
So, without further ado...
Vegetarians Accelerate Global Warming
Things aren't always black and white as PETA want's you to believe. To them it's simply "meat bad - vegetables good." This kind of thinking drives us crazy.
Who Wants A FREE Meat-Shirt?
Who wants a FREE Meat-Shirt? I DO! I DO! ME! ME! ME!
OK...settle down. Here's how you get one. It's simple! All you have to do is post more articles than anyone else by the end of the month.
Meat Flash! Most Recent Articles
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• Caramelized Bacon (By Angus, 2012/1/7)
That's right...you heard me! I said CARAMELIZED BACON! It's delicious and easy to make too! Here's what you need: 1 pound of your favorite bacon (the thicker the better) 1 cup brown sugar Preheat your oven to 350. I like to pour the...
• MQOTD - Elisha Cuthbert: Actress/Girl Next Door (By Angus, 2011/8/10)
Today's MQOTD comes to us from the lovely Elsiha Cuthbert. She's mostly known for her roles in the hit Fox series "24" and the movies "Old School" and "The Girl Next Door". But Elisha hit ...
• Angus' Super Simple Coleslaw (By Angus, 2011/8/9)
There's still plenty of BBQ season left and coleslaw goes great with just about everything! I like to make this when I'm making my It's super simple and there are hardly any ingredients, so it's ...
sure fire pulled pork.
Bert & Ernie Are ZOMBIES!!! (By Angus, 2011/3/15)
What is the world coming too? Not even classic childhood icons are safe from the undead! I wonder if Big Bird tastes like chicken? Check out more zombie tees and other cool shirts at
• Happy Steak & BJ Day! (By Angus, 2011/3/14)
You read it right folks! Today, March 14th, is officially Steak and BJ Day! So, once again, Happy Steak and BJ Day! I did some research and came up with some of the history behind this ingenious holiday. Apparently it was invented to be paired up along with Valentines Day. Y...
• BBQ Corned Beef (By Angus, 2011/3/7)
How about trying something a little different this year! St. Patrick's Day is just around the corner! Here's what you'll need: INGREDIENTS * 1 3-4 lb. flat cut corned beef brisket, 1/4 inch fat cap * 1 cup of your favorite fruit-based barbecue sauce
• Babes That Love Us - Gossip Girl: Jessica Szohr (By Angus, 2011/3/2)
"When I have a craving for something, I just can't hold myself back," she says in the June 2009 issue of Men's Health. One thing the 24-year-old is always glad to see on a menu: burgers. "After 10 ...
• Bacon-Wrapped Turkey with Pear Cider Gravy (By Angus, 2010/11/24)
Happy Thanksgiving everyone! This time of year it is impossible to not dream of eating turkey! The golden brown skin and delicious, juicy meat...my mouth is watering right now. It would be pretty ...
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