I saw this in a bar in Minnesota last week.

"People tend to protest fur more than leather because rich old ladies are considerably less intimidating than biker gangs."

Print Your Official Certificate Of Membership In The Meatatarian Army!

This tool will generate your membership certificate in a high-resolution PDF format which you can save to your computer or print out. You should, of course, actually JOIN the Army first.

Step 1: Click here to join us on Facebook: LIKE US.

Step 2: Fill in your name below.

Step 3: Click "Create Certificate."


The PDF may also take a minute to generate (depending upon the speed of your computer and your internet connection). Please be patient.


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