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Meat and Other Funny Sven & Angus Shirts Now on Amazon!
Posted by Sven on 04/17/2018 (220 reads)


"Official Seal of the Meatatarian Army" T-Shirt
Meat-eaters assemble! Show your carnivorous pride with the "Official Seal of the Meatatarian Army." Vegan and vegetarian approved! Well, not really. Barbecue and grilling aficionado approved!


"I Ain't Ascared of No Zombies" T-Shirt
Tell the zombies who's boss. You will command the situation. You ain't ascared of nothin'!

Distressed Jolly Roger Pirate Flag T-Shirt
Distressed Jolly Roger
Pirate Flag T-Shirt

Sport what is possibly the coolest flag ever flown by pirates, Calico Jack Rackham's Jolly Roger (crossed cutlasses and the infamous cracked skull) in our cool distressed design.

Fancy Bacon Funny T-Shirt
Fancy Bacon Funny T-Shirt
Show your classy yet carnivorous side with this ornate bacon shirt. You can be fancy AND cool.


"MEAT!" Grilling and Barbecue T-Shirt
Say it like you mean it. MEAT is king. If you love to grill, smoke or barbecue in any way, you need this. This shirt may not be suitable for vegans and vegetarians.


"No. I AM your mother." T-Shirt
The classic sci-fi movie line that everyone has wrong. You're a tough mother. Bust out your darker side.


"Rick is my Co-Pilot" Zombie T-Shirt
You're not facing the Zombie Apocalypse alone. Tell your fellow fans that you know who's really got your back!


"Vegans taste like chicken." Funny Grilling and BBQ T-Shirt
Most things that frighten you taste like chicken. It's true. Vegans hate when you point this out! This shirt is perfect for barbecuing and grilling.


"Stop staring at my data." Dark T-Shirt
Let Zuckerberg know your eyes are up here. Tell corporate America there's more to you than just your data. This social media play on words will get lots of likes in actual real life.


"Stop staring at my data." Light T-Shirt
Let Zuckerberg know your eyes are up here. Tell corporate America there's more to you than just your data. This social media play on words will get lots of likes in actual real life.


"I'm freezin' my ass off" T-Shirt
Meat-eaters assemble! Show your carnivorous pride with the "Official Seal of the Meatatarian Army." Vegan and vegetarian Tell everyone you're freezing cold with slightly colorful language with this vintage Old Man Winter/Santa "It's a DRY freezin' my ass off" tee.

   
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Join The Meatatarian Army NOW!
Posted by Sven on 12/05/2017 (143 reads)

 Did you know you can join The Meatatarian Army? Post recipes. Post cartoons. Make fun of vegetarians. We don't care!

That's right. Join your meat loving peers on Facebook.

Click here!

   
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Carl's Jr. Comforts You in Cyberspace
Posted by Sven on 02/23/2010 (1808 reads)

Carl's Jr. Grilled Cheese Bacon Burgers - The Comfort PlaceCarl's Jr. and Hardee's restaurants are not only comforting you with cheese and bacon, but also with hours of comfy thoughts in your online world. Now you can become a fan of "The Comfort Place" or download an actual application that will put "24 Hours of Comforting Awesomeness" on your Facebook wall. Now you can become a fan of "The Comfort Place" or download an actual application that will put "24 Hours of Comforting Awesomeness" on your Facebook wall.

The application was created to tie in with the popular Grilled Cheese Bacon Burgers, launched on January 27:

To extend the comforting goodness of the Grilled Cheese Bacon Burgers, both Hardee's and Carl's Jr. are embarking on a digital campaign to provide even more solace to their customers, especially their core fans of "Young, Hungry guys."1

As awesome as that all sounds, I think they had us with just the burgers.

Become a fan or download the application at:
facebook.com/carlsjr.


1 Carl's Jr. Press Release, February 22, 2010

   
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Chestnut Defends Hot Dog Eating Title!
Posted by Angus on 07/16/2009 (1369 reads)

Former COTW (July 2008) Joey Chestnut retained his hot dog eating crown this 4th of July by wolfing down a record setting 68 hot dogs in 10 minutes! Chestnut once again won the coveted "Mustard Belt" given to the winner of the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating contest held every July 4th in Coney Island, New York. This is Chestnut's third victory and he broke his previous record of 66 hot dogs set just last year.

  Joey Chestnut Hot Dog Eating Champ

Chestnut was overheard saying "I ate what?" and later said that he thinks he can do better and is trying for 70 next year!

GOD BLESS YOU JOEY CHESTNUT! We here at CAD salute you! You are a true American!

Click here to see the video.

   
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Hey Arby's...Leave The Burgers To The Experts!
Posted by Angus on 05/20/2009 (1780 reads)

 Arby's Roast BurgerOK...first let me start by saying that I am a huge fan of pretty much everything Arby's does. I have enjoyed many of their tasty sandwiches in my time. But, something they have recently done has been eating at me for quite awhile.

I'm sure all of you have seen the commercials for what Arby's is calling the "Roast Burger." It's a very tasty looking (and tasting) sandwich that they have come out with to offer as a healthier alternative to a standard burger. I have no problem with the concept. As much as I'd love to, you can't eat a burger everyday. The problem I have is with the name!

Many of you may remember my article "It's not a burger!" from a few months ago. I have a BIG issue with things being called burgers that aren't. And the "Roast Burger" isn't even close to being a burger. OK, it has meat, cheese, lettuce, and it's on a bun, BUT IT'S NOT A BURGER!! It's the same as everything else Arby's serves. A roast beef sandwich and nothing more. Websters defines a burger as such:

A sandwich consisting of a bun, a cooked beef patty, and often other ingredients such as cheese, onion slices, lettuce, or condiments. Often used in combination: a cheeseburger.

So Arby's...keep making your mouth-watering sandwiches and curly fries, but leave the burger making to McDonalds.

   
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BTLU Padma Lakshmi Channels Her Inner Paris
Posted by Angus on 03/22/2009 (1984 reads)

 Padma LakshmiIn the steps of Paris Hilton, Padma Lakshmi has signed on to promote Hardees latest meat masterpiece the Bacon Western Thickburger. You may remember Padma as our very first "Babe That Loves Us" and from her hit show Top Chef.

In an interview from People.com, Padma was quoted as saying, "I think it's a beautiful love song to food," Lakshmi says of her new ad. "I think eating in itself is the act of great sensuality, so all you have to do is point the camera in the right direction."

According to Hardees the commercial is set to air March 30 in all Hardees markets. A Hardees source said of Padma's performance, "she was totally hot and a real class act. She can really put down a burger, too."

I can't wait to see the commercial and to try the burger too!

   
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Cover Your Desktop With Meat!
Posted by Angus on 03/01/2009 (1791 reads)

That's right kids! Now you can cover you desktop with MEAT!

We have been working hard to come up with meat related wallpapers (or should I say meatpapers?) for all of you meat eaters out there. What better to see on you computer than delicious, juicy, mouth-watering meat? I'M HUNGRY JUST TALKING ABOUT IT! Here are just a few of what we have made for you. Be on the look out for the new "Meatpaper" section coming soon!



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How To Turn Bacon Grease Into Pie Crust
Posted by dirtykalb on 02/02/2009 (1981 reads)

 Cooking used to be all about making food that tasted good. But somewhere along the way, we seem to have decided the diet-of-the-week was more important. How to Cook Like Your Grandmother is a return to recipes and techniques that are based on what tastes good, not on junk science and fad diets. You won't find the words lite, low, lean, free or skim anywhere.

This is all real food, cooked the way Grandma would have done it.

   
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Vegan Steve Jobs' No-Cow Diet Not Working Out
Posted by Sven on 01/06/2009 (3022 reads)

 Steve Jobs demonstrates how he is now thinner than an iPod Nano.One of the most famous vegans on Earth is showing just how well his body is coping with his chosen lifestyle.

Steve Jobs announced that he will not be a keynote speaker at Apple's MacWorld Expo trade show this week due to poor health. Job's has been dangerously thin for years, having been diagnosed with pancreatic cancer in July of 2003.1 The official word is that Job's current health is due to "a hormone imbalance that has been 'robbing' me of the proteins my body needs to be healthy."2

Proteins, huh? Hormones are stealing your protein? Now, I'm not one to kick a man when he's down, but come on... he's a vegan who's losing weight. Improper nutrition can lead to hormonal imbalances, among a very long list of other problems. So, I'm sorry, Steve, but you don't need a doctor to figure out what's aggravating your already poor condition.

As Mark Sutton from itp.net says, "Steve Jobs needs a hamburger."3



1. "Steve Jobs looks dangerously thin," gawker.com
2. "Letter from Apple CEO Steve Jobs," apple.com
3. "Steve Jobs needs a hamburger," itp.net

   
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The Adventures Of Tinger
Posted by dirtykalb on 11/05/2008 (1910 reads)

High above the alps lives Tinger, a Wolpertinger, with his friend Kaes. There they are enjoying the calm life and playing cards. Suddenly, it dawns on tinger that they need some bread for dinner. So, he hits the road. An hour later....

Tinger's friend Kaes is a piece of LIVING MEAT! And the Bavarian Meat Mafia has KIDNAPPED HIM!!!

If you think I'm kidding... Click Here For More

   
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