For those of you that don't know Sven, let me fill you in on a little something... HE HATES CATS!

Today, in my endless internet search for meat, I came across something that you all will enjoy. Not only did it make me chuckle, but it also made me go "hmmmm."

Apparently, a guy named Joe was so bored one day that he decided he wanted to tape bacon to a cat. Let me repeat that. HE TAPED BACON TO A CAT!

Now I do applaud Joe's creativity. Hell, I've been pretty bored myself. That being said, I cannot condone the senseless waste of BACON! All I can say is...YOU BETTER HAVE EATEN THAT BACON JOE!

Anyway...I'm sure Sven could find a place in his heart for even this cat.



Read Joe's story here.

Well, maybe not the eggs, but DEFINITELY the bacon! Who wouldn't want to wake up to the lovely smell of BACON! An alarm clock that not only wakes you up, but cooks bacon too...

MMMMMMMM bacon.

Check it out here.

Enjoy looking at one of your favorite meats AND know how long it is until you get to have some!

Check it out here!

The Burger King is trying to seduce you.

In yet another bizarre move for Burger King, Crispin Porter + Bogusky has once again created a creepy but somehow still enticing ad campaign. Don't miss your chance to own a piece of the King, BURGER KING FLAME cologne. You can get it here: Fire Meets Desire.

Even your Christmas Tree needs to show your love for all things meat. Check out my tree topper.

What's better than a fresh made, gooey doughnut? Give up? How about a fresh made, gooey doughnut with meat on it! Ladies and gentlemen...I give you the Maple Bacon Bar! This obvious gift from the meat gods was created by the devious minds behind Voodoo Donuts in Potland, Or.



Now, I thought nothing could top a doughnut and bacon combination. BOY WAS I EVER WRONG! I don't even know where to begin describing the ultimate in doughnut/meat mixology so I won't even try. I will just let you take it in and enjoy...the Luther Burger. A bacon cheese burger topped with a fried egg and nestled between two glazed doughnuts.



Now according to Wikipedia, the Luther Burger was named for the late Luther Vandross. It is served at Mulligan's, a suburban bar in Decatur, Georgia. Stop by and try one if you dare!

Our mission in life is to make everything taste like real, delicious bacon, without the fat or calories. Really, need I say more???

See what you've been missing...

OK...I hate thinking of Christmas gifts this far in advance! I usually don't even consider talking about Christmas until after Thanksgiving, but I feel I have an obligation to our members to pass cool things along as I find them. That being said, behold the coolest panties EVER! What girl wouldn't want a pair of these?



Get a pair here.

This explains everything!

World of Cow gets animated!

Watch Stik's all new cartoon "Flushing Meadows" on Aniboom here.

And don't forget to cast your vote for our favorite bovine artist in the 2008 aniBoomAwards!