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Get More Brains in your Diet at the ZMDB
Posted by Sven on 05/26/2009 (1080 reads)

 Zombie Movie DatabaseZombies get Their Day in the Sun

If you're like the staff of CAD (and you are or you wouldn't be reading this), you can't get enough zombies. Nothing makes an otherwise dismal day brighter than a rotting troglodyte yelling "Brains!" But where does one go to find out about the latest straight-to-DVD zombie masterpieces? Why, the Zombie Movie Database, of course!

Read all about your favorite zombie flicks and all the new ones at TrashVideo.org/ZMDB!

   
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Color Your Very Own ZOMBIE COW!
Posted by Angus on 03/20/2009 (1285 reads)



Ever been out to eat with your kids and the restaurant had nothing for them to color? NO PROBLEM! Just print a few of these out and your kids can color their very own ZOMBIE COW! They stay entertained and you get to enjoy that 16 oz. NY Strip in peace and quite!

Hang one on the fridge or send one to Grandma. ZOMBIE COW is fun for the whole family!!

Click here to download full size.

   
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Zombie Pin-Ups?
Posted by Angus on 03/10/2009 (1215 reads)

That's right kids...the twisted minds at www.myzombiepinup.com (Where Beauty Eats BRAAAAIINNS!) have put two of our favorite things together in one place! Zombies and Pin-up girls! They have come out with their annual Zombie Pin-up girl calendar. According to their site, you can check out vintage bombshells turned zombie! And there's a bonus! Since it's already March, you can get the calendar at a discount! ONLY $10!! Check out Miss July!

 Zombie Pinup

Check out the rest of the girls here.

   
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You Don't Poke A Zombie!
Posted by Angus on 10/22/2008 (1099 reads)

 Here is a hilarious spoof of John McCain trying to use Facebook from MadTv. Bobby Lee impersonates John McCain and screams, "Zombies aren't a game! They're real! I fought 'em in Nam!"

Check it out here.


   
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Stephen Colbert's "Threat Down" #1: ZOMBIES!
Posted by Angus on 10/13/2008 (1165 reads)

 On the Colbert Report this week, the number one "Threat Down" to America's well being was ZOMBIES. That's right...zombies. Apparently college students around the country are playing a game called "zombie tag". Students armed with Nerf guns go after and defend themselves against other students acting like zombies. Stephen said during the report, "wake up college kids and stop playing fake zombies and get back to what you're supposed to be doing, playing fake lesbians and fake vegetarians"!

Well said Mr. Colbert! Well said.

Check out the entire "Threat Down" here.

   
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Have You Seen dirtykalb?
Posted by Angus on 09/24/2008 (1147 reads)

I'm sure most of you remember last month's heated article contest between dirtykalb and jjns23. It was a hard fought battle until the very end with kalb finally conceding due to his lack of time (he was way behind anyway). You see, kalb was moving to a new apartment in a new neighborhood. A neighborhood with great promise for an upstart Meatatarian. If you remember, he posted an article about a local drinking establishment that offered "ALL YOU CAN EAT BACON" every Monday. It seemed that he had found the perfect place. A place where he could live a meat-rich life. A Meatarian Utopia if you will...or so he thought.

Kalb was so excited that first Monday in his new apartment. He could hardly wait to take on the mountain of bacon. He prepared all weekend long. He practiced bacon stacking, so he could get as much bacon on his plate at one time as possible. He even did chewing exercises to strengthen his jaw. He was as ready! He was as prepared to eat a crap load of bacon as he had ever been. But, there was one thing he could never prepare for. Something no one can truly prepare for.

Read more below...

   
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Cooking For Zombies
Posted by Angus on 08/20/2008 (1084 reads)

 zombie We know this has happened to everyone at some point. Your buddies pop in with one of their zombie friends or your husband brings home his zombie boss unexpectedly. You have hardly anytime to throw together a respectable meal. Well here is something we came across that can help. Finally an answer to the age old question, "what do you make a zombie for dinner?"

Click here for help!

   
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Zombie Meat Loaf
Posted by Angus on 08/20/2008 (1269 reads)

 zombie meatloaf Here is a cool idea for a Halloween party or even Sunday dinner. It combines two things that we love here at CAD. Meat Loaf and Zombies! What kid wouldn't love to eat a Zombie's head or foot with a little mashed potatoes and gravy? Now you can use any meat loaf recipe you like, but you can get a great recipe and steps for making your zombie meat loaf here.

   
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Zombie Gaming
Posted by dirtykalb on 08/13/2008 (1596 reads)
Zombies

Ok, I know, you've seen plenty of zombie games. But these zombie games are smaller. Which makes them new and exciting.
Check out the games here.


   
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I Guess Zombies Won't Eat Everyone...
Posted by Angus on 08/13/2008 (1296 reads)

 Pamela AndersonWe were surprised to find out that zombies do have some standards when it comes to who they will or will not eat. Who knew? Our PETA friend Pamela Anderson did make the list, but not for some of the reasons you might think. Now we're pretty sure she still hates us and our Meatatarian ways, but she is fun to look at and we are very glad she would be safe from a zombie attack!


Check out the list here.

   
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