Now I'm not one to go off on a tirade every time PETA does something stupid. If I did I'd have to be restrained almost daily. I am, however, one who relishes doing things that would infuriate any self-righteous PETA member.
To that end, I present my list of 33 animals (that you probably haven't thought about eating) that are fairly easy to obtain in the United States without even having to go hunting - animals that you can cook, grill, jerk, smoke, stew or fry to your heart's content and PETA can't do a damn thing about it!
5. Capon (Rooster)
7. Chukar Partridge
13. Guinea Fowl
15. Kobe Beef
25. Snapping Turtle
28. Wild Boar
29. Wild Turkey
AND SOMETIMES AVAILABLE (you might have to cross a picket line)...
31. Black Bear
To get these, visit your local butcher shop and just ask if they take custom orders, or you can visit these fine online stores:
ExoticMeats.com, San Antonio, TX
Broken Arrow Ranch, Ingram, TX
SayersBrook Bison Ranch, Potosi, MO
Steak of the Month Club