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Zombies - The Ultimate Meatatarian
Author : Angus
Article ID : 295
Audience : Default
Version 1.00.13
Published Date: 2009/10/30 20:20:00
Reads : 323

Cannibal Quiz  OFFICIAL DISCLAIMER: We here at CAD do not condone nor do we advocate the consumption of human flesh in any way, shape, or form. Unless, of course, you are a zombie. Zombies are free to eat whom ever they can catch.

I was talking to my sister-in-law the other day and she told me about very interesting article she had read. Apparently, according to said article, human flesh is very easy for other humans to digest. It seems the closer any meat is to the carnivore that is consuming it, the easier it is to digest. Now, I tried to find the article, but I had no luck. Nor could I find any facts to back the claim up. In any case, I think I'll keep my meat consumption to the NON-HUMAN kind. Unless, of course, I become a zombie...then I'M EATIN' EVERYBODY!
Just for fun, here's a little test to see just what you might taste like if someone decided to start gnawing on you. In case you're wondering, I'd taste like roast chicken!

Bon Appetit!

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