You read it right folks! Today, March 14th, is officially Steak and BJ Day! So, once again, Happy Steak and BJ Day!
I did some research and came up with some of the history behind this ingenious holiday. Apparently it was invented to be paired up along with Valentines Day. You can find out more about at www.officialsteakandblowjobday.com
Now ladies, you know that Valentines Day is geared mainly at you. I mean us men have to hunt for the perfect card or gift. We try to find the perfect restaurant, bouquet of flowers, and so on or (let's be honest) you'll make us pay for it in some way or another. So, someone (yes, it was a man) came up with a day where men can get equal time. A day where all men can feel appreciated. And here's the best part...MEN ARE EASY! No need to get a card or flowers or hunt for a gift. All you need to do is give us a steak and a BJ. What could be easier?
Now, I know what some of you are thinking. What about those men who are the "V" word? Y'know the vegetarians. Well, I have two things to say about that:
1. Guys who are vegetarians are NOT real men!
2. Vegetarians are too pasty and weak to get girlfriends or wives anyway!
So, in closing ladies...show the man in you life that you care and help celebrate this wonderful day!
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