Ron White - Fritch, Texas
Not only is Ron one of the funniest comics around, but he is an avid meat eater. He also shares our dislike for all things "vegetarian". In one of his recent stand-up routines he commented on a friend of his that had recently converted. Ron said, "Have you ever seen a healthy looking vegetarian? They look like SHIT! They're all gaunt and yellow. After a while, their bodies become intolerant of other things. I'll give you an example. I was out to lunch with a comedian friend of mine, and later in the day he said and I quote, 'I feel nauseous and I have a headache. That soup I had must have had beef broth in it.'...Your system's kickin' back... broth? You're a manly man, aren't you?"
His meat motto:
"I didn't climb to the top of the fuckin' food chain
to eat carrots!"